Official Logo Pen
Busting to write an angry letter to the paper, complaining about SIZZLETOWN, but also a massive fan of irony? Then why not write that furious missive using an official SIZZLETOWN pen! Just like a normal pen, but with SIZZLETOWN written on it, this quality item leaves those Montblanc idiots in the dust. The copy you’re reading right now was actually written with one, which was a complete waste of time, as Matt then had to type everything into the template. Sorry, ignore that. But don’t ignore this handsome ink-laden exclusive!